You Know You Knit Too Much When ...
- You feel yarn is all the fiber your body needs
- You're unable to form a close relationship with anyone who doesn't knit
- You suddenly cancel a much-anticipated blind date to finish a sweater
- You pass out "learn-to-knit" kits at your best friend's bacholorette party
- You take your knitting to a New Year's Eve party
- You knit "His and Hers" dish towels for a wedding present
- You've learned to mall walk and knit at the same time
- You camp out in front of your favorite yarn shop to be the first person at the semiannual sale
- Close friends and relatives have started avoiding you
- You break open your child's piggy bank to buy yarn
- You feel a need to hide the yarn you just purchased
- Your monthly budget shows you spend more on yarn than grocery for your family of five
- You keep forgetting to pick up the kids from school
- You break up with your boyfriend because he admires the scarf your girlfriend knitted
- The grand opening of a yarn store is your idea of a social event
- You've just received an invitation by express mail to join a knitters' anonymous group
- Your kids have started cooking dinner every night
- You and your cat have matching sweaters
- You don't have a cat, but you and your neighbor's cat have matching sweaters
- You've purchased a headset for your phone just so you can knit and talk at the same time
- You knit during intermission at a stage play
- You feel honored when people refer to you as a (k)nit-witt
- A sign that reads "Yarn Sale" causes you to make a sudden U-turn and reschedule your annual physical
- Your favorite book is "Not Tonight Darling, I'm Knitting" by Betty Hosegood
- You feel lost, lonely and a bit disoriented without your knitting bag
- The yarn you purchased yesterday and put in the family room has somehow disappeared
- Everyone on your Christmas list tells you they're allergic to wool
- Your idea of four letter words are: yarn, sale, knit, wool, purl, rows, spin, sock, foot, easy, silk, felt, make, cast, full, gram, slip, inch, hook, knot, work, shop, pins, hats, neck, cuff, book, tips, loop, ball, slub, mark, club, soft, cozy, left, gift, size and back.
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